If you were a biscuit.....
…. You’d be a ‘WhOreo’ :P lolololololololololololol
cosmo sex tip #666
when your partner is least expecting it pin them to the ceiling and set them on fire HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA xD creased :’)
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and...
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.
cloysterbell: Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, Rock cruses scissors.